A couple of days ago the kids had the following conversation.
Alison: "Mom I'm the Princess."
Porter: "I'm the King."
Alison: "No your not the King Daddy is, and mommy is the Queen."
Porter: "What am I?"
Alison: "You are the Prince."
Porter: "O!! Okay, Mom I'm the prince."
Mom: "Well what is Kynaston?"
Alison: "Mom!! He's the monkey of coarse."
Mom: " Really? The monkey, why."
Alison: "Because he is silly."
So there you have it we are all royalty in this house expert the baby who is basically the Court Jester.