Have you seen the show "Kids say the Darnedest things?" Alison could be one of those kids on that show. I wonder how someone as young as two could have so much to say.
I knew we were in trouble when at ten months Alison's first word was go.
Here is a top ten things she has ever said for your reading enjoyment.
10. Stinky Butt has now become Porters name.
9. When we first had Porter she would call him Porker.
8. Theirs Alison's Walmart.
7. Daddy can fix it. (It doesn't mater what it is.)
6. Helicopters are Hopper coopers.
5. Stupid Ceases is now the dogs name.
4. What dose Alison want Mommy? What dose Alison want?
3. She always calls herself Alison. Everything is in the third person.
2. No mommy you don't!
1. She asked my mom for a gram cracker but that's not what it sounded like!
Stay tuned for more top 10's to come. And mommy watch what you say when little ears are around.